The rest of the day

Posted by Jenny in Junk In My Trunk, Sale Tales | 12 Comments

Meghan blogged about the amazing vintage clothing sale — MAN was it great! The four of us (Karl, Leslie, Meghan, and I) were all flying high after dropping off our spoils and hitting the bank to restock our cash supplies. After a quick coffee stop we headed up to the Olympic Manor neighborhood sale, not long after the 9:00 starting time. One of the first things we saw was this festive display.

Pinata on car

Olympic Manor sales can be really great, but a lot of them are just new boring crap. Or in some cases, new and kind-of-fascinating-yet-not-at-all-desirable crap.

Dancin' Gambler

We made the rounds for a while, finding mostly things we didn’t want. I was thinking of “Got any jewelry?” guy when I saw this array of fake Chanel jewelry, artfully arrayed (for some inexplicable reason) on the rung of a stepladder.

How to display your fake Chanel jewelry all classy-like

I think Meghan might have been the first one to actually make a purchase … when she found these crazy star-spangled ski pants.

Star-spangled ski pants

I was so stunned by those that I almost missed this gigantic Lego wall in the same garage. (I wonder if they had to put that sign up after getting too many inquiries?)

The giant Lego wall is not for sale

One sale I was excited to hit was the final occurrence of an estate sale we went to a couple months ago — they had held several sales, emptying out the house section by section, and were now unloading the very last of it.

I couldn't take it with me

There was still a lot of stuff left … like this box full of furry critters!

Box of critters

There was also a free pile.

Free pile

It wasn’t that great (though Leslie did grab that freaky book), but it was exponentially better than the free pile at the house next door.

All free

I think we all ended up buying stuff at the estate sale, although hell if I can remember what I got. Meghan bought two quilts for $10 apiece, and Leslie picked up a somewhat disturbing doll. She excitedly told us that it’s a Vogue Brikette — famously used as “Talky Tina” in that creepy episode of the Twilight Zone.

My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to make you buy me at a yard sale

Most of the streets of Olympic Manor are only wide enough for one car to drive down at a time, and it was getting so jammed up that driving around making us crazy, so we moved on to other sales. This one didn’t look very promising.

Inside Sale

Meghan said we should skip it, but Karl and Leslie were already out of the car heading inside. I paused to take one more picture of the desolate-looking exterior.

More inside

When I walked in, the sellers were giving someone a price for something … then one of them looked at me and said, “And that’ll be twenty-five cents for that picture you took of our sign!” I was a little flustered, but explained that we have a collection of yard sale sign photos. This is actually true, and I figured they didn’t need any more details than that. Their sale was completely fruitless (Meghan’s instincts are almost always right on these matters) and as our crew quickly started filing back out towards the door, I fished out a quarter and put it on their table. They were amazed and tried to make me take it back.

As we got back into the car, a girl pulled up in front of us and got out of her car, heading to the sale. Meghan leaned her head out the window and quietly said, “Don’t do it.” The girl looked at her questioningly and Meghan said, “Don’t go in. Really. It’s bad.” We have tried to warn people away from horrible sales before, but they never seem to believe us. This was the first time the person realized we were really doing them a favor and just drove away.

After a few more unremarkable sales we hit a church rummage sale, which looked like it would be a bust, but turned out to be all right. They had a pretty fun book selection.

Reading material

We hit some more sales, then went to one that had advertised as having funky vintage clothing. It looked great and Meghan got excited thinking it was a sale she had been to before where she scored.

Overpriced yard sale clothes

Sadly, their prices were perversely high. I saw a tag for $75 on one item and was thinking it couldn’t be the real yard-sale price, but it was! Most things were a bit less … like $20. That just wasn’t going to cut it, especially when we’d gotten all those great clothes for $3 each just a few hours earlier.

A couple more stops brought us to another sale with higher-than-normal prices, but it seemed somewhat justified since she had super high-end stuff. I’m sure a lot of things had already been purchased, but there were some cool items left. Meghan purchased a pair of purple suede Manolo Blahnik pumps for $40, which seems like a pretty killer deal … especially if they actually fit her. They are about a size too big and she was talking about trying to make them work with an insole. I think she may be in denial about the realities of shoe sizing, but I hope I’m wrong and that she can make them work. I mean, that’s gotta be way less than 10% of their original price, so who can blame her for dreaming?

We kept going for another hour or so, and found a few more things to buy … and a lot more that we didn’t. Here is a selection of some of the crazy and unwanted items that we found.

Nesting Star Trek Dolls

Pig Shape Earthenware Pitcher

Latch Hook Owl

In Egg Carton Art We Trust

And here is the trunk at the end of the day … man, what a glorious mess!

Junk In My Trunk 9-6-08 #2

12 Responses to The rest of the day

  1. Oh! The Star Trek nesting dolls!!! What a score.

  2. Crystal says:

    OH! Soupy is from our town! LOL Pathetic that it’s one of our claims to fame!

  3. Wanda says:

    Talking Tina! I *knew* that doll looked familiar!

    I always enjoy reading your adventures. I can identify so well. Been there, done that and will do it again next weekend.

  4. I made it to one ys and one thrift store today and “scored” nothing. Thanks for the vicarious thrill!

  5. Talky Tina, awesome score! I’d put her in the guest bedroom. Right next to the Zuni fetish doll from “Trilogy of Terror.”

  6. PZR says:

    That most eggs-cellent cross reminds me of something similar I saw at a craft fair: a woman had made decorative fans by fanning out some white plastic forks and weaving ribbon through the handles and tines. Of course, there were plastic flowers and lace, too.

  7. Alicia says:

    Those pelts (is that what they are?) looked like onion rings or something for a second there! haha

  8. Bitch On Wheels says:

    So big surprise, I read the Soupy Sales book cover-to-cover. Since you two (and or Karl) didn’t point out those astounding Star Trek nesting dolls while we were shopping, I’ll inflict the best of Soupy’s book on you.

    It’s a hot day — There’s a traveling salesman passing through a small town in Texas when he sees a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of a house. So he stops and says to the little old man “You don’t look as if you have a care in the world. What’s your formula for a long and happy life?”
    And the little old man says, “Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don’t get to bed until four in the morning.”
    And the guy says, “Wow, that’s just great. How old are you?” And the little man says, “Twenty-two!”

  9. kyle says:

    do you have the model of the doll they used as talking tina.

    i’m looking for one and can’t find it.

    thanks

    kyle

  10. Jenny says:

    I sure don’t … sorry! Good luck.

  11. kyle says:

    if you ever decide to sell it let me know.

    thanks

    rkjoyce78@yahoo.com

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