It’s a hot day — There’s a traveling salesman passing through a small town in Texas when he sees a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of a house. So he stops and says to the little old man “You don’t look as if you have a care in the world. What’s your formula for a long and happy life?”
And the little old man says, “Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don’t get to bed until four in the morning.”
And the guy says, “Wow, that’s just great. How old are you?” And the little man says, “Twenty-two!”

I always enjoy reading your adventures. I can identify so well. Been there, done that and will do it again next weekend.